Jessica likes her one minute forty three second documentary. she watches it over and over and over and over! *Jordan screams*
Jess was like "wooooah"
Move your wrists like a motorbike to the beat of the music. Thats dancing!
[picture to go here] Jess was trying to write while Jordan was hitting her pen with hers. Thats how it turned out.
Jess was trying very hard.
Jess is undecisive.
We discovered... Well Jordan discovered that Frank the 2nd has a girlfriend! Nooooo!
Friday, May 29, 2009
Page 9
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jessica and Jordan believe that Nicole is a skanky hoe when she dances.
"GOSH!"
*Jessica and Jordan hi five*
Jordan knows how to spell criticism but Jessica doesn't.
Noodle noob - common nicole insult.
"I'm going to screw you" *Jordan picks up screw and drills it into Jessica*
KILL THE RUBBISH DOCUMENTARY!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jessica and Jordan believe that Nicole is a skanky hoe when she dances.
"GOSH!"
*Jessica and Jordan hi five*
Jordan knows how to spell criticism but Jessica doesn't.
Noodle noob - common nicole insult.
"I'm going to screw you" *Jordan picks up screw and drills it into Jessica*
KILL THE RUBBISH DOCUMENTARY!
Page 8
Jordan loves Hugh Jackman like a fish.
attention! There is a Frank Wood (a.k.a Woodley from Lano and Woodley) look a like in this school. He must be stalked!
"SEXUAL CONTEXT"!
Nicole loves tripods from the media class. Because it has three legs (Get it? like naked men!)
Dancing on the grate, like a retard.
*Jessica dances on the grate*
Jessica loves the Woodley look-a-like
Jessica loves the Woodley look-a-like... alot
attention! There is a Frank Wood (a.k.a Woodley from Lano and Woodley) look a like in this school. He must be stalked!
"SEXUAL CONTEXT"!
Nicole loves tripods from the media class. Because it has three legs (Get it? like naked men!)
Dancing on the grate, like a retard.
*Jessica dances on the grate*
Jessica loves the Woodley look-a-like
Jessica loves the Woodley look-a-like... alot
Page 7
JESSICA AND JORDAN ARE GOING TO SEE LANO AND WOODLEYS GOODBY TOUR ON SEPTEMBER 16TH!
There is a cursed chair at our media table. Kalcee sat in it, shes gone. Karen sat in it, shes gone. Tia sat in it, shes gone too!!
Jessica likes to stare wide eyed at passer bys. Looks likes this...
[picture is pending]
There is a cursed chair at our media table. Kalcee sat in it, shes gone. Karen sat in it, shes gone. Tia sat in it, shes gone too!!
Jessica likes to stare wide eyed at passer bys. Looks likes this...
[picture is pending]
Page 6
(Please note: Jordan was lying Jessica is not lesbian)
We'd also like to bring to your attention that Jess liked to debate such issues of lesbians really loud in almost empty cafeterias.
What We Love:
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Coffee
- Cyanide and Happiness comics
- Toothpaste for Dinner comics
- Stripes
- Noobs, Hippies
- Nicole aka Cupid
- Calling people Putz
- Spoons
- Lano and Woodley
We'd also like to bring to your attention that Jess liked to debate such issues of lesbians really loud in almost empty cafeterias.
What We Love:
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Coffee
- Cyanide and Happiness comics
- Toothpaste for Dinner comics
- Stripes
- Noobs, Hippies
- Nicole aka Cupid
- Calling people Putz
- Spoons
- Lano and Woodley
Page 5
Touche'
a common agreement
or a belief so farfetched that one is only to reply withe "touche"
note: Jordan is aware that she writes "withe" withe an e
Cael is a serial murderer who has a sexual fascination with dead bodies.
Jessica is turning lesbian...
NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! I mean i like what they're doing in society and all but come on... it's just plain wrong with Jess!!
a common agreement
or a belief so farfetched that one is only to reply withe "touche"
note: Jordan is aware that she writes "withe" withe an e
Cael is a serial murderer who has a sexual fascination with dead bodies.
Jessica is turning lesbian...
NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! I mean i like what they're doing in society and all but come on... it's just plain wrong with Jess!!
Page 4
Personal Joke no. 250:
nicole likes Gum.
Jordan says to Jessica: "You know I think our whole lives is a personal joke. Nobody understands them but us!"
Jessicas "Token String Song" about Jordan's string she uses to hold her visual portfolio together:
"I got my token string
Its my token string
You can tie lots of things
with my token string"
- Repeat, she repeats and repeats and repeats it! ahh!
Note: Jessica is a nerd who reads big books upside down and protects her ice coffee straws
nicole likes Gum.
Jordan says to Jessica: "You know I think our whole lives is a personal joke. Nobody understands them but us!"
Jessicas "Token String Song" about Jordan's string she uses to hold her visual portfolio together:
"I got my token string
Its my token string
You can tie lots of things
with my token string"
- Repeat, she repeats and repeats and repeats it! ahh!
Note: Jessica is a nerd who reads big books upside down and protects her ice coffee straws
Page 3
The Media Advertisement Rationale
Our idea to advertise the school was to film a song and dance on the Healthy Option (very expensive $$$) at the canteen.
It went something like this:
People running down the canteen line in a conga, waving to camera as they passed with a healthy order. One does a very cheesy grin ending the advertisement.
The song went like this:
"La la la la la la la la la HEALTHY OPTIONS!"
Jordan is pleased to have the assignment questions photocopied for her and finding her new name is Jessica eaton.
Our idea to advertise the school was to film a song and dance on the Healthy Option (very expensive $$$) at the canteen.
It went something like this:
People running down the canteen line in a conga, waving to camera as they passed with a healthy order. One does a very cheesy grin ending the advertisement.
The song went like this:
"La la la la la la la la la HEALTHY OPTIONS!"
Jordan is pleased to have the assignment questions photocopied for her and finding her new name is Jessica eaton.
Page 2
(I think we need to note at this stage that writing was only included on the right side of the pages. The left side includes pictures. At this time the pictures can not be scanned, but stay tuned because they will be revealed soon in the not so distant future)
Jessica - "You use the left earphone"
Jordan - "Right"
Jessica - "No, left"
Jordan - "Right..."
Jessica - "Fine, use the right"
Jordan - "No, left"
Jessica - "No, I need the right"
Jordan - "Right"
Jessica - "No you have the left"
* cue laughter *
The Mexican Nazi Theory
Jessica has come to believe that the nazis are using global warming to drown the world.
Jessica says "Theres a hell in depth explanation for it"
This goes back to the golden age.
The nazis are recruiting in Mexico.
Jessica - "You use the left earphone"
Jordan - "Right"
Jessica - "No, left"
Jordan - "Right..."
Jessica - "Fine, use the right"
Jordan - "No, left"
Jessica - "No, I need the right"
Jordan - "Right"
Jessica - "No you have the left"
* cue laughter *
The Mexican Nazi Theory
Jessica has come to believe that the nazis are using global warming to drown the world.
Jessica says "Theres a hell in depth explanation for it"
This goes back to the golden age.
The nazis are recruiting in Mexico.
Page 1
The commencement of the journal
"You are a waste of space"
*Jordan grabs a spoon and hits Jessica on the forehead*
"You sir are a PUTZ!"
(Remember to poin with finger upside down)
"I never knew you were left handed" said Jessica as she was looking at Jordan writing withe her RIGHT hand.
Heres a llama, theres a llama, and another little llama. Funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama llama DUCK!!
NOTE: a video was not included in the original journal, although this is the internet so we feel the need to take advantage of being able to include videos.
"You are a waste of space"
*Jordan grabs a spoon and hits Jessica on the forehead*
"You sir are a PUTZ!"
(Remember to poin with finger upside down)
"I never knew you were left handed" said Jessica as she was looking at Jordan writing withe her RIGHT hand.
Heres a llama, theres a llama, and another little llama. Funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama llama DUCK!!
NOTE: a video was not included in the original journal, although this is the internet so we feel the need to take advantage of being able to include videos.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
The Media Class
Bought to you by Jordan (The Original Spruce aka Satan)and Jessica (Rockstar-Jess aka Nerd)
This is a collection of the times Jordan and Jess shared in Media class 2006.
This blog will be dedicated to the memoirs. The beginnings will be exact extracts from the journal itself. Following these extracts will be new entries.
We hope you enjoy...
Spruce and Nerd.
This is a collection of the times Jordan and Jess shared in Media class 2006.
This blog will be dedicated to the memoirs. The beginnings will be exact extracts from the journal itself. Following these extracts will be new entries.
We hope you enjoy...
Spruce and Nerd.
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