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Jessica likes her one minute forty three second documentary. she watches it over and over and over and over! *Jordan screams*



Jess was like "wooooah"

Move your wrists like a motorbike to the beat of the music. Thats dancing!

[picture to go here] Jess was trying to write while Jordan was hitting her pen with hers. Thats how it turned out.
Jess was trying very hard.

Jess is undecisive.

We discovered... Well Jordan discovered that Frank the 2nd has a girlfriend! Nooooo!

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Jessica and Jordan believe that Nicole is a skanky hoe when she dances.

"GOSH!"

*Jessica and Jordan hi five*

Jordan knows how to spell criticism but Jessica doesn't.

Noodle noob - common nicole insult.

"I'm going to screw you" *Jordan picks up screw and drills it into Jessica*

KILL THE RUBBISH DOCUMENTARY!

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Jordan loves Hugh Jackman like a fish.

attention! There is a Frank Wood (a.k.a Woodley from Lano and Woodley) look a like in this school. He must be stalked!

"SEXUAL CONTEXT"!

Nicole loves tripods from the media class. Because it has three legs (Get it? like naked men!)

Dancing on the grate, like a retard.
*Jessica dances on the grate*

Jessica loves the Woodley look-a-like

Jessica loves the Woodley look-a-like... alot

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JESSICA AND JORDAN ARE GOING TO SEE LANO AND WOODLEYS GOODBY TOUR ON SEPTEMBER 16TH!

There is a cursed chair at our media table. Kalcee sat in it, shes gone. Karen sat in it, shes gone. Tia sat in it, shes gone too!!

Jessica likes to stare wide eyed at passer bys. Looks likes this...

[picture is pending]

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(Please note: Jordan was lying Jessica is not lesbian)

We'd also like to bring to your attention that Jess liked to debate such issues of lesbians really loud in almost empty cafeterias.

What We Love:

- Napoleon Dynamite
- Coffee
- Cyanide and Happiness comics
- Toothpaste for Dinner comics
- Stripes
- Noobs, Hippies
- Nicole aka Cupid
- Calling people Putz
- Spoons
- Lano and Woodley

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Touche'
a common agreement
or a belief so farfetched that one is only to reply withe "touche"

note: Jordan is aware that she writes "withe" withe an e

Cael is a serial murderer who has a sexual fascination with dead bodies.

Jessica is turning lesbian...
NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! I mean i like what they're doing in society and all but come on... it's just plain wrong with Jess!!

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Personal Joke no. 250:
nicole likes Gum.

Jordan says to Jessica: "You know I think our whole lives is a personal joke. Nobody understands them but us!"

Jessicas "Token String Song" about Jordan's string she uses to hold her visual portfolio together:
"I got my token string
Its my token string
You can tie lots of things
with my token string"
- Repeat, she repeats and repeats and repeats it! ahh!

Note: Jessica is a nerd who reads big books upside down and protects her ice coffee straws